Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.(like friends,family,celebreties. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't chose yourself.


1: Menthol
2: Razzle
3: Lala
4: Teaze
5: Yana
6: Cairo
7: Vince
8: Tantrum
9: Plague
10: Creeper


1) 4 (Teaze) invites 3 (Lala) and 8 (Tantrum) to dinner at their house. What happens?
Lala: *Hiding under the table, whispering into a portable terminal*
Teaze: Run while you can, bitch!
Tantrum: I've still got more rounds, honey buns.
Teaze: Not yours, fuckhead!
...etc.
MCT: I crush them like cucarachas. AYYYY! ...*Bzzt bzzt*

*Plumbing malfunction*

2) 9 (Plague) tries to get 5 (Yana) to go to a strip club.
Plague: *Presently inside the ribcage of an undead elephant* ...Well, this is dignified...
Yana: *Studying on its head*

3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1 (Menthol) or 6 (Cairo)?
Menthol. I don't feel safe anywhere that might have extra needles stashed under pillows. >>

4) 2 (Razzle) and 7 (Vince) are making out. 10 (Creeper) walks in...Their reaction?
Blackmail.

5) 3 (Lala) falls in love with 6 (Cairo). 8 (Tantrum) is jealous. What happens?
Tantrum attempts to shoot Lala, Lala calls in backup, and Cairo continues humming to baby Bast.

*Plumbing malfunction*

6) 4 (Teaze) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10 (Creeper), 2 (Razzle) or 7 (Vince)?
Vince. Always the good guy.

7) 1 (Menthol) decides to start a cooking show. 15 minetes later what is happening?
Menthol: ...Something wicked this way comes.
Razzle: Menthol! Look! I brought my tumor! *Holds up Bast* Where's yours?
Bast: ...uuo...
Menthol: At...home...>>
*Crashing noises backstage*
Creeper: *Screaming* Let's play, boys!
Menthol: ...I think my souffle just deflated...

8) 5 (Yana) is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 (Plague) do?
Fix him, despite the whole elephant-cage fiasco. Though, he does dislocate his hip on his way out...

9) 3 (Lala) has to marry either 8 (Tantrum), 4 (Teaze), or 9 (Plague). Who do they choose?
Plague. Oddly enough, he seems to be the most agreeable of the bunch. MCT has been chosen to handle the--*BZZzrkt!*

*Plumbing malfunction*

10) 7 (Vince) kidnaps 2 (Razzle) and demands something from 5 (Yana) for 2's (Razzle's) release. What is it?
A funky new glass eye. X3

11) You get to meet either 1 (Menthol) or 6 (Cairo). Who do you choose?
Menthol. Essentially, he's a more genial person. Also, no syringes present.
Menthol: *Shows off track-mark-less arms*

12) 10 (Creeper) challenges 4 (Teaze) to a chariot race. Why?
Sex. What else?
{Out of curiosity, who do y'all think would win? XD}

13) Everyone gangs up on 3 (Lala). Does 3 (Lala) have a chance in hell?
MCT: *Loud screeching noises ensue, followed by all characters being dragged into the ceiling by intimidating metal arms*
*La Cucaracha begins playing in the background*
MCT: The cake.. has beEEEEn served--AMIGOS! AQUI!

*Plumbing malfunction*

14) Everyone is invite to 2 (Razzle) and 10 (Creeper's) wedding except for 8 (Tantrum). How do they react?
Tantrum: *Pouting cutely*

15) Why is 6 (Cairo) afraid of 7 (Vince)?
Because he ate Plague, apparently.


16) 10 (Creeper) gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
All present are deeply disturbed, excepting the young, impressionable minds who are now ever-constantly spouting incessant pornographic tidbits and profanities.
Creeper: *Breathing through a tube*

17) 1 (Menthol) arives late for 2 (Razzle) and 10's (Creeper's) wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
All Hell: *Loose*
Menthol: *Has escaped from the bottom of the Hudson River* I'm going to $!@#%&ing murder you!

18) 5 (Yana) and 9 (Plague) get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Lots of indestructible dead fuzzy things are now in residence. But they're kind of cute. How many robbers do you know who would rob a place full of zombie chinchillas and red pandas? Especially the ones with lasers. >>

19) 3 (Lala), 8 (Tantrum), 6 (Cairo) and 4 (Teaze) all go to the zoo for 8's (Tantrum's) birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8 (Tantrum)?
There is no longer a zoo. All animals are strapped with bombs, rigged to go off in three hours unless puzzles are solved.
Gifts:
Lala: Something strangely like to a companion cube.
Cairo: Tasteful necklace with glowy stuff inside.
Teaze: His life. ...For now.
*Plumbing malfunction*

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
Near death experience totals are at an all-time high. ...I offer more near-death experiences. And some unwanted new marriages in Vegas. >:3

21) 9 (Plague) murders 2's (Razzle's) best friend. What does 2 (Razzle) do to get back at them?
A severe drug overdose sends Plague into the worst trip one could ever imagine. ...For two years.

22) 6 (Cairo) and 1 (Menthol) are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 (Cairo) save themself or 1 (Menthol)?
He tries to save Menthol, but both wind up arguing over why the other should be the one to live. >>;

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Seeing as both have successfully reproduced, one may think that they've been rather successful.

24) 5 (Yana) is trapped in a cave. 10 (Creeper) comes to rescue them. What happens?
Yana finds a new cave. Creeper waits for rescue for two weeks. >:3

25) 3 (Lala) starts a day camp. What happens?
The children love her, but there seems to be an issue with a certain mainframe--
MCT: *BzzZrrrkttt!* Hola, kiddies. TIME FOR--peanut butter spro000ognokaylet's va-ma-nos--SYSTEM ERROR.

*Plumbing malfunction*

26) 4 (Teaze), 6 (Cairo), and 7 (Vince) are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 (Tantrum) walks in. What happens?
The Hokey-Pokey. No violence interrupts the sanctity of the Hokey-Pokey. ...It quickly becomes a YouTube sensation.

27) 1 (Menthol) starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 (Plague) and 10 (Creeper) are going out. What is 2's (Razzle) reaction?
Razzle: ...I thought you were over that...
Menthol: ...Do you know the kind of money I can make off of this? It's roughly triple the cost of average college tuition.
Razzle: ...OwO

28) 7 (Vince) makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Of course. He learned from his Ma.

29) 8 (Tantrum) and 3 (Lala) go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Tantrum shoots things. Food problem: solved.
There is no plumbing to malfunction.

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)
Tantrum shoots things. Lala converts the bodies into biodegradable energy.

31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
*Massive explosion*
AYAYAY!!! VAYA CON DIOS---th-th-that's all-f--fol--FUCKAAAAAS!
*Plumbing malfunction*